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In the Middle of the Night…

In the Middle of the Night…

The other night I had a near death experience. I went to use the bathroom in the dark and as I was sitting down I thought I undershot the toilet, panicked, lost my balance and almost went headfirst through the shower door. A number of better looking underwear than what I was wearing flashed before my eyes. I’m grateful that was not the girls’ and Jon’s last memory of me. #Blessed 


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At the Water Park

At the Water Park

At Aquatica Water Park…

• Also known as Alotomoney-ica or Expensive-ica or Abroke-ica.
• A place where you can play on a fake, cement beach in California.
• I sure I’m the only middle aged gay man here – except for the man selling chicken nuggets – who might be a woman?
• Speaking of, I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis in my big hat. It goes with my lady foot in this picture.
• Saw a hoody Spider-Man towel I must have.
• The Russian family next to me keeps putting stuff on my chair, but their heavy accents scare me so I say nothing and don’t make eye contact.
• I’ll do anything for the kids – except camping.
• I’m bored.
• I like pudding.


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Teen Olympics

Teen Olympics

1 am – 1 pm: Synchronized sleeping while on vacation

1 pm – 6 pm: Synchronized Snapchat and resistance to physical activity


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Thoughts From Massachusetts

Thoughts From Massachusetts

What I learned in Massachusetts –

• After seven days you run out of things to say in the van.
• 6 lobster rolls in 6 days – proof I can achieve anything I put my mind to.
• It’s not a good idea to take up jogging the morning after 2 Old Fashioneds, 2 glasses of wine and a Baileys – flies are drawn to that smell and a 70-year old women passed me twice.
• We saw a lot of old stuff in Boston.
• Make sure your driver (Jon) does not have low blood sugar before driving to breakfast or your driver (Jon) might have a sharp tongue.
• I watched a lady struggle to put up a tent on a windy beach in P Town and laughed inside while my friend Nancy got up and offered help #nancyisabetterperson.
• The kids just wanted to lay in bed, watch videos and eat junk food – that would bother me if I didn’t want to do the same thing.


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Shopping For Unmentionables

Shopping For Unmentionables

Panty shopping on a Tuesday night. Sooooo many choices. 5 for $27.50!#papilife 


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When The Kids Are Away…

When The Kids Are Away…

Both kids away for a week. Missing them. Wish I could remember their names.