Sophia celebrated her 15th birthday at Cheesecake Factory with her boyfriend. Oh, and we were there too. Good thing I like that kid. Our little girl is getting so grown up.
This weekend we tried to avoid the oncoming flu season by getting family flu shots at the lovely local Rite Aid. Don’t scoff until you learn why: because of total ambush. That’s right, when you have two kids with Shot Anxiety Disorder (I coined that phrase, thankyouverymuch, but it’s also known as trypanophobia – fear […]
The other night I had a near death experience. I went to use the bathroom in the dark and as I was sitting down I thought I undershot the toilet, panicked, lost my balance and almost went headfirst through the shower door. A number of better looking underwear than what I was wearing flashed before […]
At Aquatica Water Park… • Also known as Alotomoney-ica or Expensive-ica or Abroke-ica. • A place where you can play on a fake, cement beach in California. • I sure I’m the only middle aged gay man here – except for the man selling chicken nuggets – who might be a woman? • Speaking of, […]
1 am – 1 pm: Synchronized sleeping while on vacation 1 pm – 6 pm: Synchronized Snapchat and resistance to physical activity
What I learned in Massachusetts – • After seven days you run out of things to say in the van. • 6 lobster rolls in 6 days – proof I can achieve anything I put my mind to. • It’s not a good idea to take up jogging the morning after 2 Old Fashioneds, 2 […]
Panty shopping on a Tuesday night. Sooooo many choices. 5 for $27.50!#papilife
Most parents I know share our view that a visit to Disneyland is a necessary evil, conjuring a love/hate relationship worthy of the best Ursula the Sea Witch impersonation. Don’t get me wrong – our family LOVES to visit Disneyland. It’s just that the whole experience is so damn expensive! Since the girls were born, […]