The other night I had a near death experience. I went to use the bathroom in the dark and as I was sitting down I thought I undershot the toilet, panicked, lost my balance and almost went headfirst through the shower door. A number of better looking underwear than what I was wearing flashed before my eyes. I’m grateful that was not the girls’ and Jon’s last memory of me. #Blessed
Triton likes Starbucks venti black iced tea with double pumps classic, eating at restaurants (any, really), comfy tshirts and Jason Bourne.