The other night I had a near death experience. I went to use the bathroom in the dark and as I was sitting down I thought I undershot the toilet, panicked, lost my balance and almost went headfirst through the shower door. A number of better looking underwear than what I was wearing flashed before […]
At Aquatica Water Park… • Also known as Alotomoney-ica or Expensive-ica or Abroke-ica. • A place where you can play on a fake, cement beach in California. • I sure I’m the only middle aged gay man here – except for the man selling chicken nuggets – who might be a woman? • Speaking of, […]
1 am – 1 pm: Synchronized sleeping while on vacation 1 pm – 6 pm: Synchronized Snapchat and resistance to physical activity
What I learned in Massachusetts – • After seven days you run out of things to say in the van. • 6 lobster rolls in 6 days – proof I can achieve anything I put my mind to. • It’s not a good idea to take up jogging the morning after 2 Old Fashioneds, 2 […]
Panty shopping on a Tuesday night. Sooooo many choices. 5 for $27.50!#papilife
Both kids away for a week. Missing them. Wish I could remember their names.